BREAKING: Jeff Sessions Names Special Investigator For Clinton Foundation Probe

Jeff Sessions has made a quick, outside the box decision on investigating the Clinton Foundation’s theft and sale of 20% of the US uranium stores to Russia. The crime occurred while Hillary Clinton was still Secretary of State and signed off on by then-President Barack Obama.

Sessions, after being pressured by the White House to take action on some real crime in this country, has appointed Ben Shapiro to head the investigation. Shapiro, who studied law under Alan Dershowitz, spent his high-school summers interning for his father, Larry Shapiro, who ran the FBI for nearly 14 years:

“His background, conservative leanings and knowledge of the American judicial system makes him the perfect independent investigator. He has already researched the subject in-depth and co-authored the book “Yellow Cake: How Hillary Sold Our Future” with Dana Loesch. He will serve admirably.”

 

Democrats are complaining that appointing an obvious conservative to lead the investigation makes it more difficult to get to the truth, because to Democrats, truth isn’t about not lying, it’s about covering for your friends. Irregardless, Ben Shapiro will be looking into why people are dying with uranium stamped in the United States of America.

 

Hillary Clinton and the Obama hooligans must pay for their crimes. Shapiro is the perfect choice to it.

Sessions, after being pressured by the White House to take action on some real crime in this country, has appointed Ben Shapiro to head the investigation. Shapiro, who studied law under Alan Dershowitz, spent his high-school summers interning for his father, Larry Shapiro, who ran the FBI for nearly 14 years:

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